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Offline Lightfingers

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I can't believe there are people this stupid......
« on: December 06, 2008, 09:15:59 PM »
Courtesy of Panurge....... I'm so glad he came home to Thakria after this crap.... Also.... lol at Tukar tooting his own horn ...... again. ;P
 

1057h, 1000m e(-) sa why ye duellist squire?
You say, "Why ye duellist squire?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "Why ye duellist squire?".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1057h, 1000m e(-) eye
Springdale square.
Amalia, huntswoman of Springdale is here.
Fedaykin Azroth is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia has just gone south.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "I can not look up any info on you".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "I can not look up any
info on you".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Why ye knowledgeable and little".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Your blood-lust falls with the coming of the morn.
A new day dawns as summer wears on. It is now the 4th day of Skyelong, 1224
years since the Divine War.
Dawn ascends her golden throne and flecks the morning sky with red.
1057h, 1000m e(-) sa I ain tha lil I am a citizen 'ere
You say, "I ain tha lil I am a citizen 'ere".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Lightfingers thief-tells you, "Yep... Scrawney is Krystal atm".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia has just gone east.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Yes you are. Congratualtions. May I help you with
something?".
1057h, 1000m e(-) sa yarl
You say, "Yarl".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "Yarl".
1057h, 1000m e(-) sa like I asked ye wen ye declined ta 'elp befer
You say, "Like I asked ye wen ye declined ta 'elp befer".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "Like I asked ye wen ye declined ta
'elp befer".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Your rune-bug picks up words; Amalia tells Fedaykin Azroth, "*raise* the
upright man?".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "What can I help you two with then?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "What can I help you two
with then?".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "See, you get me with the double standard thing".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "See, you get me with the
double standard thing".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Are the newborns truly SD, or are they just spys".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "Are the newborns truly
SD, or are they just spys".
1057h, 1000m e(-)
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia says, "What upright man?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Amalia says, "What upright man?".
1057h, 1000m e(-) sa I ain a newborn
You say, "I ain a newborn".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "I ain a newborn".
1057h, 1000m e(-) eye
Springdale square.
Amalia, huntswoman of Springdale is here.
Fedaykin Azroth is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia's face finally shows signs of comprehension.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia giggles happily.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Amalia has just gone east.
1057h, 1000m e(-)
Fedaykin Azroth says, "OK then you are a LW".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "OK then you are a LW".
1057h, 1000m e(-) sip potion115634
You drink from a black potion.
You are now invisible.
1057h, 1000m e(-) trueblend
Dawn has lit the sky with her streamers of rosy red. You blend into the
shadows and peer out unseen.
1057h, 1000m ey(-)
1057h, 1000m ey({-})
You pull yourself up, ready again with your right hand.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) peers
Behold, those of similar skill expertise to yourself.
Idle [At: Springdale square ].
Sorcerer Jammond, Trainer of Miracles [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
Shagraznarular the demonic serpent [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
The Angel of Death [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
Orision, consumer of souls [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
Tagrak, demon of blood [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
Tawiscara, great demon of confusion [At: Alleyway west of the square ].
 (Bulletin Board) Cyfriniol Adaryn, lady in waiting.
Dark Bear Sabrelon, Brigand of The Grey Forest [At: Tidy Garden ].
Furion [At: Entrance hall of ancient library ].
1057h, 1000m e({-}) sa 'ow ye fig tha'?
You say, "'ow ye fig tha'?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "'ow ye fig tha'?".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Speak real english please".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "Speak real english
please".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
You let out a contented sigh - you feel refreshed and enthusiastic all of a
sudden.
Your skill at Labours has improved a tad.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) sa ye really this dumb or ye jus pullin ma leg?
You say, "Ye really this dumb or ye jus pullin ma leg?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Idle says, "Ye really this dumb or ye jus pullin
ma leg?".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "If I can not get info on you you are 1. A newborn. 2.
An LW, 3. An imposter".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "If I can not get info on
you you are 1. A newborn. 2. An LW, 3. An imposter".
1057h, 1000m e({-}) cw
Exelotiron, of the Springdale disciples is playing.
Panurge Sicarius, The Upright Man the Commoner is playing.
Amalia, huntswoman of Springdale is playing.
Onglynver, huntsman of Springdale is playing.
Fedaykin Azroth the Squire is playing.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Are you the third?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "Are you the third?".
1057h, 1000m e({-}) assume name
You assume your normal name.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth's magical shield shatters into a plethora of sparkling stars.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth whirls an adamantine scimitar about his head with enormous
speed, carving chivalrous shapes in the air.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) sa ye are bout as smart as a rock I don know 'ow ye made it this far
You say, "Ye are bout as smart as a rock I don know 'ow ye made it this far".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Panurge says, "Ye are bout as smart as a rock I
don know 'ow ye made it this far".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Smart, one that can't even spell".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "Smart, one that can't
even spell".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "I welcome all SD members, many come here that are
enemies that create a new character to harass, I take you as the latter.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "I welcome all SD members,
many come here that are enemies that create a new character to harass, I take
you as the latter.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "See, you are an enemy".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "See, you are an enemy".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar shakes his head.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "I haven't been one for ages.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "I haven't been one for ages.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "I am Prince of Knightswood".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "I am Prince of Knightswood".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Isiltari tells Don Tukar, "How are your runes in
prices".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
The ship of the Sun carries her brightening visage above the land.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "Neutral to All.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "Neutral to All.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "I have you marked as one".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "I have you marked as
one".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "From the parrian war days. I'm no longer parrian".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "From the parrian war days. I'm
no longer parrian".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "And I remember recently you attacking Allys here".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "And I remember recently
you attacking Allys here".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
"I did", you tell Tukar in thief-tongue.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "Again, many moons ago. Ask Allys".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "Again, many moons ago. Ask
Allys".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
"Oh i missed it ROFL.", says Tukar in the thief-tongue.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
"Thanks", says Tukar in the thief-tongue.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Don Tukar says, "Tour Knightswood sometime.".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar says, "Tour Knightswood sometime.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "I will. As long as you are neutral, I will help you".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "I will. As long as you
are neutral, I will help you".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
A giant onyx scorpion bears Don Tukar off to the east.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) tl tukar he is a git he is convinced Ima lw
"He is a git he is convinced Ima lw ", you tell Tukar in thief-tongue.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
1057h, 1000m e({-}) sa I was born 'ere
You say, "I was born 'ere".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Panurge says, "I was born 'ere".
1057h, 1000m e({-}) eye
Springdale square.
Fedaykin Azroth is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "Aye.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "I'm Zurich
:)".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "Aye, most see
me as a gold hunting miser.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "But i've done
more to the lands than any mortal before me.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "As he is 100
years younger than I, I don't like that he even has compared. I left the
lands after being denied a village after completing a grand quest.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "And once you
tour Knightswood, if you've seen Oakswood, you'll see the vast difference.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
You say, "So agin why ye duellist an wher is some yarl? Unclever squire!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Panurge says, "So agin why ye duellist an wher
is some yarl? Unclever squire!".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) eye
Springdale square.
Onglynver, huntsman of Springdale is here.
Fedaykin Azroth is here.
You can discern no hidden presences here.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "A paladin
might want, high grade armours, weapons, herbs, potion, food, runes, worship,
misc.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Apprentice Seeress Delacia, killer in waiting issues a public challenge to
Plebiate Zeus, the commoner.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "Keep quiet\".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "Keep quiet\".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Onglynver says, "Me?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Onglynver says, "Me?".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
The gentle cool breezes of the After-noontide swathe around you.
1057h, 1000m e({-}) cw
Exelotiron, of the Springdale disciples is playing.
Panurge Sicarius, The Upright Man the Commoner is playing.
Amalia, of the Springdale disciples is playing.
Onglynver, huntsman of Springdale is playing.
Fedaykin Azroth the Squire is playing.
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Fedaykin Azroth says, "No, the toad in hiding".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Fedaykin Azroth says, "No, the toad in hiding".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Onglynver says, "I am new azroth".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Onglynver says, "I am new azroth".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "Most don't.
All love to shop in Knightswood.".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
A female voice yells, "Oops".
1057h, 1000m e({-})
Hot wax and needles.... good times.

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Re: I can't believe there are people this stupid......
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 09:28:07 PM »
Your rune-bug picks up words; Panurge says, "Ye are an embarrassment ta this
city an frankly ta any who is part of it, tell Orinoko an Allys tha' ye loss
a citizen o'er yer blatant stupidity".
 
You heave a heavy sigh and quit your homeland, Springdale.

You give a friendly wave.

Offline Algernon

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Re: I can't believe there are people this stupid......
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 06:15:55 AM »
"Unclever squire."  I had to come back and read that again.   :D

Offline Narissa

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Re: I can't believe there are people this stupid......
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 10:23:53 AM »
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Your rune-bug picks up words; Don Tukar tells Fedaykin Azroth, "But i've done more to the lands than any mortal before me.".
Best part.

The whole log was a riot. I'm convinced Azroth is someone's alt who just logs in when REALLY REALLY drunk or something. He's bonkers. He once ranted at me for like half an hour about...well, I'm not quite sure. He was riding three different trains of thought and all of them were derailed.
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Re: I can't believe there are people this stupid......
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 09:38:55 AM »
He caught me and Micheo in Springdale rifling around houses and shops and tired to kill us....and ended up killing himself on our aura's....for a knight type, he really does need to watch rebounding. Then he came back under DP and started lecturing us, etc, etc, etc. Still funny.
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