The new girl at work has been put in my office...
[11:15] jess - work: newbie girl is now asking me questions nonstop
[11:15] jess - work:

[11:16] Covenant: aww
[11:16] Covenant: newbies
[11:16] Covenant: you get to deal with them everywhere!
[11:17] jess - work:
[11:17] jess - work: h8
[11:17] jess - work: one day I'm just going to go postal
[11:17] Covenant: I can see it now
[11:17] jess - work: dead novices shall litter the land
[11:17] jess - work: newbie-sized arms, ripped from torsos, next to hacked off-newbie-sized legs
[11:18] jess - work: not to mention heads, oh yes, I will bowl with them, using their dead little newbie mounts as pins
[11:18] Covenant: actually the image of you in a sorta lara croft/relic hunter sorta outfit with lots of pistols and bandoliers is enticing
[11:18] jess - work: ....lol
[11:18] Covenant: too much?
[11:18] jess - work: Newbie Hunter Narissa, Needs a New Set of Leathers
[11:19] jess - work: puts a new meaning on "kidskin"
[11:20] jess - work: I scared you
[11:20] Covenant: ...I don't know whether to lol or eww
[11:20] jess - work: i was just kidding!!!!
[11:20] Covenant: shall I start callign you buffalo bill?
[11:20] jess - work: ....wut?
[11:20] Covenant: oh, come on!
[11:20] Covenant: you've seen or read silence of the lambs, surely?
[11:21] jess - work: ages ago
[11:22] Covenant: buffalo bill is teh serial killer

[11:22] jess - work: aren't they all serial killers?
[11:22] Covenant: yeah, but he's the main one who flays people
[11:22] jess - work: ah
[11:22] jess - work: i remember now
[11:22] Covenant: it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
[11:22] Covenant: reminds me a little of Solan
[11:22] jess - work: haha
[11:22] jess - work: and eww
[11:22] Covenant: hehe
[11:24] Covenant: so yeah, kidskin
(random tangent about Prince lyrics)
[11:26] jess - work: so yeah
[11:26] jess - work: kidskin
[11:26] Covenant: hehe
[11:26] Covenant: and newbie-pin bowling
[11:26] jess - work: don't tempt me, man, don't tempt me