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AIM/MSN Quotes
« on: June 26, 2008, 01:13:38 PM »
Because I feel dirty posting random, OOC, unrelated funnies in the other thread.


 
[14:13] jess - work: hey what's your name?
[14:14] Salvador / Axel: Tidus
[14:14] jess - work: no shit?
[14:14] jess - work: were your parents on crack?
[14:14] Salvador / Axel: erm
[14:14] jess - work: that's a really random name
[14:14] Salvador / Axel: my real name?
[14:14] Salvador / Axel: LOL
[14:14] jess - work: what does it mean?
[14:14] jess - work: oh
[14:14] jess - work: f u
[14:14] Salvador / Axel: I thought you meant my masque!
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: ahahahahahahaha
[14:15] jess - work: ....lol
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: rofl
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: i'm cracking up
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: yeah, Tidus, on my driving licence.
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: Tidus on my passport.
[14:15] jess - work: stfu!
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: Tidus on my namebadge
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: *ahem*
[14:15] Salvador / Axel: "Good afternoon, WHSmith Chepstow, Tidus speaking, can I help?"
[14:16] jess - work: ....die
[14:16] Salvador / Axel: *dies*
[14:16] Salvador / Axel: *of LAUGHTER*
[14:16] jess - work: *blush*
[14:18] Salvador / Axel: hey
[14:18] Salvador / Axel: it could be worse.
[14:19] Salvador / Axel: you could be friends with a guy called Tidus.
[14:19] Salvador / Axel: *lick*
[14:23] Salvador / Axel: so why did you want to know my name?
[14:24] jess - work: dunno
[14:24] jess - work: just thought I didn't know it
[14:24] Salvador / Axel: hehe
[14:24] jess - work: oh, and so I can make sure the hitmen get the right guy
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."


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AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 01:31:45 PM »
Ha! Revenge:
 
[14:51] Covenant: lolTidusll
[14:51] jess - work: :(
[14:52] Covenant: tickle
[14:52] jess - work: here's a funnier quote:

[14:53] Covenant: probably a rickroll
[14:53] Covenant: I'm wary of jewtube
[14:53] jess - work: yeah I need to find an embedded video
[14:53] jess - work: that's not got youtube in the link
[14:53]jess - work: let's see if we can trick salvy
[14:53] jess - work: bets?
[14:53]Covenant: hmm
[14:53] Covenant: one pint at the next meet
[14:54] Covenant: says you can't
[14:54] Covenant: and I won't warn

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[14:52] jess - work: [14:51] Covenant: lolTidusll
[14:52] Salvador / Axel: haha.
[14:53] jess - work: pfft
[14:53] jess - work: this is funnier:

[14:53] Salvador / Axel: noooo
[14:53] Salvador / Axel: not rick astley
[14:54] Salvador / Axel: *cringe*
[14:54] jess - work: RICKROLLED
 
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[14:54] jess - work: i win
[14:55] Covenant: grumble
[14:55] jess - work: gimme a drink, bish!
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 09:55:59 AM »
me and endy:
 
11:11 jess - work: PETERBILT MODEL 330 (OR EQUIVALENT) FUEL TRUCK CHASSIS WITH LUBE BED
11:11 Darrin: that's pure poetry!
11:11 Darrin: did you write that?
11:11 jess - work: .....die
11:11 jess - work: NOTICE OF REQUESTS FOR PROPOSALS #2008-23 PROVISION AND DELIVERY OF A PETERBILT MODEL 330 (OR EQUIVALENT) FUEL TRUCK CHASSIS WITH LUBE BED NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE Board of County Commissioners of the County of Nye, State of Nevada is accepting bids for the provision and delivery of a Peterbilt Model 330 (or Equivalent) Fuel Truck Chassis with Lube Bed to be delivered to Pahrump, Nevada 89060
11:11 Darrin: heehee
11:12 jess - work: LUBE BED
11:12 Darrin: that's EXACTLY what i need for the spare room
« Last Edit: July 01, 2008, 11:19:52 AM by Narissa »
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 10:30:38 AM »
[11:49] jess - work: OMG OMG
[11:49] jess - work: so I have this bug bite on the back of my neck
[11:49] jess - work: like....the exact back
[11:49] jess - work: right in the middle of my neck
[11:50] jess - work: it's totally an alien implant
[11:50] Salvador / Axel: LOL
[11:50] Salvador / Axel: that was random.....
[11:50] jess - work: not really
[11:50] jess - work: It was itching
[11:50] Salvador / Axel: ahh
[11:50] Salvador / Axel: well I can't see that!
[11:50] Salvador / Axel: otherwise I may have said why such a bad itch, and then you could explain!
[11:51] Salvador / Axel: ...lol
[11:51] Salvador / Axel: we have the weirdest conversations
[11:51] jess - work: yarr
[11:51] jess - work: in my virtual fantasy world you had asked
[11:52] jess - work: the one where we're lovers
[11:52] Salvador / Axel: rofl
[11:52] jess - work: with a unicorn
[11:52] jess - work: and kittens
[11:52] Salvador / Axel: aww
[11:52] Salvador / Axel: and............
[11:52] Salvador / Axel: where my name is Tidus?
[11:52] Salvador / Axel:
[11:52] jess - work: ....die
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 10:56:02 AM »
[12:18] jess - work: any update on the drama?
[12:18] Covenant: not looked yet
[12:18] Covenant: will do in a few
[12:18] Covenant: just off to double mandrake the children
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 02:33:14 PM »
I had introduced Salvy to the fun that is bash.org. Pasting of amusing quotes ensues:
 
[15:45] jess - work: lolol
[15:45] jess - work: *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
[15:45] jess - work: DO NOT GO THERE
[15:45] jess - work: >_<
[15:46] Salvador / Axel: hahaha
[15:47] Salvador / Axel: what is it?
[15:47] jess - work: >_>
[15:47] jess - work: go there if you REALLY want to know
[15:48] Salvador / Axel: tubgirl is not responding
[15:48] Salvador / Axel: problem loading page
[15:49] Salvador / Axel: smart internet!
[15:49] jess - work: wikipedia it
[15:49] Salvador / Axel: hahaha
[15:50] Salvador / Axel: lol
[15:50] Salvador / Axel: just gives an overview of the type of content.
[15:50] Salvador / Axel: profane crude and shocking.
[15:51] jess - work: well, google it then if you really wanna see it >_<
[15:51] Salvador / Axel: oh dear god
[15:51] Salvador / Axel: i think i'm actually going to be sick
[15:52] jess - work: did you find it?
[15:52] Salvador / Axel: yes
[15:52] jess - work: >_>
[15:52] jess - work: i told you not to look
[15:52] Salvador / Axel: *sickface*
Salvador / Axel has been disconnected.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2008, 02:47:45 PM by Narissa »
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2008, 10:07:17 AM »
The new girl at work has been put in my office...

[11:15] jess - work: newbie girl is now asking me questions nonstop
[11:15] jess - work: >_<
[11:16] Covenant: aww
[11:16] Covenant: newbies
[11:16] Covenant: you get to deal with them everywhere!
[11:17] jess - work:
[11:17] jess - work: h8
[11:17] jess - work: one day I'm just going to go postal
[11:17] Covenant: I can see it now
[11:17] jess - work: dead novices shall litter the land
[11:17] jess - work: newbie-sized arms, ripped from torsos, next to hacked off-newbie-sized legs
[11:18] jess - work: not to mention heads, oh yes, I will bowl with them, using their dead little newbie mounts as pins
[11:18] Covenant: actually the image of you in a sorta lara croft/relic hunter sorta outfit with lots of pistols and bandoliers is enticing
[11:18] jess - work: ....lol
[11:18] Covenant: too much?
[11:18] jess - work: Newbie Hunter Narissa, Needs a New Set of Leathers
[11:19] jess - work: puts a new meaning on "kidskin"
[11:20] jess - work: I scared you
[11:20] Covenant: ...I don't know whether to lol or eww
[11:20] jess - work: i was just kidding!!!!
[11:20] Covenant: shall I start callign you buffalo bill?
[11:20] jess - work: ....wut?
[11:20] Covenant: oh, come on!
[11:20] Covenant: you've seen or read silence of the lambs, surely?
[11:21] jess - work: ages ago
[11:22] Covenant: buffalo bill is teh serial killer <_<
[11:22] jess - work: aren't they all serial killers?
[11:22] Covenant: yeah, but he's the main one who flays people
[11:22] jess - work: ah
[11:22] jess - work: i remember now
[11:22] Covenant: it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
[11:22] Covenant: reminds me a little of Solan
[11:22] jess - work: haha
[11:22] jess - work: and eww
[11:22] Covenant: hehe
[11:24] Covenant: so yeah, kidskin

(random tangent about Prince lyrics)

[11:26] jess - work: so yeah
[11:26] jess - work: kidskin
[11:26] Covenant: hehe
[11:26] Covenant: and newbie-pin bowling
[11:26] jess - work: don't tempt me, man, don't tempt me
« Last Edit: July 14, 2008, 10:11:03 AM by Narissa »
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2008, 02:46:54 PM »
[15:52] Salvador / Axel: shush
[15:52] Salvador / Axel: you love me
[15:54] Salvador / Axel: bryan adams now
[15:54] Salvador / Axel: better?
[15:55] Salvador / Axel: hey, LET'S make a night to remember?
[15:55] Salvador / Axel: *wiggle*
[15:56] jess - work: ooh baby
[15:56] Salvador / Axel: *undress me eyes*
[15:56] jess - work: *undresses you with her eyes*
[15:56] jess - work: *undresses you with her nails*
[15:57] Salvador / Axel: ooh
[15:57] jess - work: *uses your tattered clothing for kinky bondage*
[15:57] jess - work: *wins*
[15:57] Salvador / Axel: *swoon*
[15:57] Salvador / Axel: oi
[15:57] Salvador / Axel: did you stop?
[15:57] Salvador / Axel: :(
[15:58] jess - work: no way
[15:58] jess - work: I'm just letting you pant a bit
[15:58] jess - work: *teases*
[15:58] jess - work: *tickles*
[15:58] Salvador / Axel: oh my
[15:58] jess - work: *lightly touches*
[15:58] jess - work: *goes and has a smoke*
[15:58] jess - work: *leaves you tied up*
[15:58] jess - work: *sees a friend and totally agrees to go to a movie with them*
[15:58] jess - work: *forgets about you being tied up*
[15:59] Salvador / Axel: *waits patiently*
[15:59] jess - work: *decides to go to the pub after the movie*
[15:59] jess - work: *realizes the tube isn't running this late, so crashes at her friend's house*
[15:59] jess - work: *still leaves you tied up*
[16:06] Salvador / Axel: *waits*
[16:08] jess - work: .....lol
[16:08] jess - work: sorry I totally DID forget that you were tied up
[16:08] Salvador / Axel: *found a book to read*
[16:08] Salvador / Axel: s'ok
[16:08] Salvador / Axel: try turning pages with your teeth
[16:08] jess - work: good workout
[16:08] Salvador / Axel: for the teeth, sure
[16:08] Salvador / Axel: my teeth could be in the olympics
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2008, 02:53:23 PM »
Narissa says: nobody else has funny MSN convos
Narissa says: everyone ofthose is me 
Salvador / Axel says: well
Salvador / Axel says: i'm in MOST of them
Narissa says: yeah
Narissa says: i mean i've posted all of them!
Salvador / Axel says: I know
Salvador / Axel says: but i'm an msn quote anchor man
Narissa says:lol
Narissa says:no, you are news fodder
Salvador / Axel says:pfff
Salvador / Axel says: you're just a weathergirl
Narissa says: orly?
Narissa says: ORLY?
Narissa says: *RAINS ON YOUR PARADE*
Salvador / Axel says: *takes my parade inside*
Narissa says: .....inside who?
Narissa says: *flee*

I lurve adding the pwetty colours... -Elmak
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2008, 03:03:46 PM »
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."


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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 02:56:08 PM »
sneak = me
arron = alister

[16:09] sneak: http://www.montrosepress.com/articles/2008/07/23/news/doc4886a4c501013068342672.txt
[16:09] sneak: ...olol
[16:10] Arron: oh yea?
[16:10] Arron: heh
[16:10] Arron: should have put them somewhere a little more secure than his wallet
[16:10] sneak: because that's ALWAYS what I bring with me when I go to jail
[16:11] sneak: cigarettes, check, shank, check, meth, check
[16:11] sneak: LET'S GO VISIT LEEROY!
[16:11] Arron: who
[16:12] sneak: hell if I know. It sounds good and white trash, though, eh?
[16:12] Arron: hell yea, let's git'r done
[16:12] Arron: dunno if i ever told u this jess but i am certified white trash
[16:12] sneak: I found out that prisoners get internet access while in jail
[16:13] sneak: you realize how tempting it was to get arrested and just play Avalon all day?
[16:13] Arron: i'm wearing a cowboy hat, torn up wife beater and bathing suit from walmart right now
[16:13] sneak: especially with student loans due...
[16:13] sneak: ....omg the bathing suit image...
[16:13] sneak: i totally am imagining you in a one piece right now
[16:13] Arron: not like a speedo
[16:13] Arron: just shorts
[16:13] sneak: with a beer belly
[16:13] sneak: no no in my mental image it's a woman's
[16:13] sneak: like that guy from Pete and Pete
[16:14] Arron: alright well you can imagine that if you like
[16:14] Arron: whatever turns your crank
[16:14] Arron: hehe
[16:14] sneak: ...
[16:15] Arron: the sad part is i wasn't joking
[16:15] sneak: ....
[16:15] Arron: the wife beater and shorts well that's just comfy
[16:15] Arron: kind of just woke up from a nap right
[16:15] Arron: and the cowboy hat... well i found it at the zoo actually
[16:15] sneak: i didn't realize canada had white trash...
[16:15] Arron: oh yes
[16:15] sneak: and here I always imagined Canada as a better version of the US
[16:15] Arron: i don't live in a trailer though, so i guess i'm not all the way there yet
[16:16] sneak: i like the "yet"
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."


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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 08:07:24 PM »
[16:15] sneak: and here I always imagined Canada as a better version of the US

And all this time I didn't realize you had a sense of humor...


Also, who is Covenant from a few posts up?  That whole bit about someone wearing human skin reminding them of me... well... that's just awesome!

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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 06:33:35 AM »

And all this time I didn't realize you had a sense of humor...

*peer*
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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 11:37:24 AM »
So, I'm chatting with Narissa...

ª Aftershock  29 July 2008
ª 20:25 "I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment." Marcel Marceau
ª 20:25 for a mime, he's got some pretty darn nice quotes
­
ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:28 nice quotes don't excuse a lifetime of miming
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ª Aftershock  29 July 2008
ª 20:28 ....rofl
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ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:29 honestly
ª 20:29 mimes are just...evil
­
ª Aftershock  29 July 2008
ª 20:30 We need to suffix Salvador, "Mime of the West"
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ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:30
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ª Aftershock  29 July 2008
ª 20:30 then he can truly achieve his fierce potential

Deciding that Salvador needs to hear this, I paste it over:

ª Salvador / Axel  29 July 2008
ª 20:32 so explain to my blonde moment
ª 20:32 why I don't want to be a mime
ª 20:32 or why I do
ª 20:32 or whatever
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ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:32 mimes are EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL
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ª Salvador / Axel  29 July 2008
ª 20:32 why?
ª 20:32 Invisible Mime Salvador, Trying to Find the Door
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ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:32 ...have you ever watched mimes?
ª 20:32 lol
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ª Salvador / Axel  29 July 2008
ª 20:32 no i've never watched mimes
ª 20:32 I imagine it must be pretty freaky
ª 20:33 like dancing big fish little fish cardboard box
ª 20:33 FOR A LIVING
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ª Lothar 29 July 2008
ª 20:33 rofl
ª 20:33 yes, indeed!
ª 20:33 and you are SO going to get your named changed to that when she gets on
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ª Salvador / Axel  29 July 2008
ª 20:33 and NO
ª 20:33 if she does i'm going to kill her. lots.

You know what to do...
« Last Edit: July 29, 2008, 11:44:45 AM by Lothar »

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Re: AIM/MSN Quotes
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 11:38:13 AM »
....omg so ninjad. And you know what Ninjas do, Salvy? That's right. FLIP. FLIP AND F'ING YANK.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2008, 11:46:19 AM by Narissa »
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