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BORED BOARD
« on: June 05, 2008, 11:43:55 AM »
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 01:16:51 PM »
Well this one time... At band camp... Narissa told us all that...
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 01:58:07 PM »
There once was a girl from Nantucket.......
You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 02:35:29 PM »
h8
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 03:18:23 PM »
There were three men came out of the west,
Their fortunes for to try,
And these three men made a solemn vow:
John Barleycorn must die.

They’ve plowed, they’ve sown, they’ve harrowed him in,
Threw clods upon his head,
And these three men made a solemn vow:
John Barleycorn was dead.

They’ve let him lie for a very long time,
Till the rains from heav’n did fall,
And little Sir John sprung up his head,
And so amazed them all.

They’ve let him stand ’till midsummer’s day,
Till he looked both pale and wan,
And little Sir John’s grown a long, long beard,
And so become a man.

They’ve hired men with scythes so sharp,
To cut him off at the knee.
They’ve rolled him and tied him by the waist,
Serving him most barb’rously.

They’ve hired men with the sharp pitchforks,
Who pricked him to the heart,
And the loader, he has served him worse than that,
For he’s bound him to the cart.

They’ve wheeled him ’round and around the field,
‘Till they came unto a barn,
And there they’ve made a solemn oath,
On poor John Barleycorn.

They’ve hired men with the crabtree sticks,
To cut him skin from bone,
And the Miller, he has served him worse than that,
For he’s ground him between two stones.

And little Sir John in the nut-brown bowl,
And the brandy in the glass,
And little Sir John in the nut-brown bowl,
Proved the strongest man at last.

The Huntsman, he can’t hunt the fox,
Nor so loudly blow his horn,
And the Tinker, he can’t mend kettle nor pot,
Without a little Barleycorn.

You can run....but you'll just die tired.
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 03:41:50 PM »
...quoting Traffic songs about booze does not this situation rectify.

Although, that reminds me of this one time at a Grateful Dead concert where Steve Winwood joined in...

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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 03:42:18 PM »
To clarify, I meant more forumy Avalony thingies. :(
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 03:43:37 PM »
How about this excerpt from the Divine logs?

5-6-2008 18:35> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:36> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:39> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:46> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:47> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:03> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:03> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:09> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:18> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:19> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:24> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:25> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:29> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).

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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 03:47:26 PM »
Oooh a whodunit!!!!

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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 05:56:45 PM »
What other kinds of logs do the divinities gaze at? 

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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 06:01:36 PM »
Well you know, the Death log, the Labours/Farming log, the Commstuck log, the Mudsex log, etc etc
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 06:46:51 PM »
How about this excerpt from the Divine logs?

5-6-2008 18:35> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:36> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:39> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:46> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 18:47> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:03> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:03> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:09> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:18> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:19> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:24> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:25> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).
5-6-2008 19:29> Rynn killed by ***FigureItOut*** (delayed death).



First: That's but a snippet of Lamothe's Life affirming activities for today. You know Lamothe, GM of the Druids, a guild whose patron is ALDARON, god of Life...

Second: Erm, Elmak? Elmak, god of what? I don't remember hearing about your appointment. How, pray tell, do you have access to the Divine logs? Hmmm?
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 06:59:10 PM »
Second: Erm, Elmak? Elmak, god of what? I don't remember hearing about your appointment. How, pray tell, do you have access to the Divine logs? Hmmm?

Elmak, god of awesomeness. duh!

But seriously, how I read that log isn't of terribly much concern. And I swear that in any way, shape, or form I am not nor have ever been Maedhros, Brigantia, Loki, Cornelius, Tyranis, Sebastian, Wraith, Apollo, Genesis, or any other god that walks, or has ever walked, the Lands of Avalon.
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 08:28:04 PM »
>_>
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Re: BORED BOARD
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2008, 07:16:04 AM »
I am back at work!!! (Oddly, I keep stumbling around EVERY DAY and finding myself here). Continue!
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