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Offline Niun

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #225 on: July 26, 2010, 02:48:34 AM »
So I came back, and less than an hour after my return, I killed Yossarian. Saboteur made me lol :)

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Saboteur calls to the Knight profession: "What did you hit him with?".
You call to the Knight profession: "My swords".
You call to the Knight profession: "Duh".

Offline Salvador

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #226 on: August 16, 2010, 05:49:32 AM »

Rynn tells you, "Disappoint you? I've made you rich!".
Rynn tells you, "You never have to lift a finger.".
Rynn tells you, "You have comms, herbs, coin".
Rynn tells you, "All from me".
Rynn tells you, "I'm like your own personal fucking Wal-Mart".

Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #227 on: October 01, 2010, 07:56:19 AM »
Posted these on facebook, but they deserve a place in here aswell.

GODS ANSWER SILLY QUESTIONS:

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tell rhadamanthys sorry if this is too random, I just have been wondering for quite some time. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchuck would chuck wood?

Rhadamanthys, god of compassion tells you, "47".

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tell telemachus greetings, lord. As you are the god of wisdom, and there are no other gods that can answer this question to me, perhaps you could?

Telemachus, the god of wisdom tells you, "Ask".

tell telemachus I was wondering... Who came first. The chicken or the egg?

Telemachus, the god of wisdom tells you, "That is simple enough, the chicken".

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tell aldaron Greeings, lord. I was just wondering something and I can't seem to find the answer. Could you help me?

Aldaron, the god of life tells you, "What's up, Zatarina?".

tell aldaron I was just wondering... Why DID the chicken cross the road...

Aldaron, the god of life tells you, "To petition Genesis to introduce roosters.".
« Last Edit: December 27, 2010, 05:06:10 PM by Zatarina »
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

Offline Chasity

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #228 on: October 08, 2010, 09:16:04 PM »
Beloved Viresse Eternal Defender squeezes one of the cow's teats hard.
Milk starts to spurt from the teat.
The cow milk jets out into the bucket continuing to fill it up.
You peer at an ancient tree, noting every minor detail.
<Pryrates>You say, "I'll leave you two alone.".

Offline Chasity

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #229 on: October 20, 2010, 05:43:17 PM »
1367h, 897m e- offer rogue

You make your offering of a rogue to Genesis and watch as it is consumed in a fabulous whirl of Olympian effulgence. Your pious act is a success.
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The young forager, frightened by violence, takes to his heels.
The sprightly young forager darts off.
1367h, 897m e-
You receive an urgent plea from your forager: "I've been attacked by a pile of ash!".

Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #230 on: October 22, 2010, 01:12:08 PM »
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Kinjin calls to Mercinae: "I feel like a naughty little monkey".
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You call to Mercinae: "Aren't you always?".
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Clara calls to Mercinae: "What you doing?".
839h, 789m cefi{-}
Kinjin calls to Mercinae: "Shh".
839h, 789m cefi{-}
Kinjin calls to Mercinae: "You can't know".
839h, 789m cefi{-}
You call to Mercinae: "He's trying to spank you clara. GET OFF HIS SOI".
839h, 789m cefi{-}
Kinjin calls to Mercinae: "Oops I touched myself".
839h, 789m cefi{-}
Clara calls to Mercinae: "Kinjiiiin ".
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Kinjin calls to Mercinae: "Muhahaha".
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

Offline Chasity

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #231 on: November 03, 2010, 06:39:31 AM »
Thanatos, god of Death has favoured a baby hedgehog for thirty Avalonian days.

Offline Bowdyn

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #232 on: December 09, 2010, 06:12:01 AM »
Boden, the commoner has just joined the Rangers Guild.
 2992h, 2454m bcdefi{-}
 Pahn calls to the Rangers Guild: "Welcome aboard Boden".
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 The temperature has dropped. The air has grown cool but retains a
 comfortable feel. Daytime will be warm and forgiving
 and the depths of night may, on rare occasions, have a wintery edge.
 2992h, 2454m bcdefi{-}
 2992h, 2454m bcdefi{-} oog and I shall call him.... Mini Me
 You call to the Rangers Guild: "And I shall call him... Mini Me".
-Bowdyn

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Offline Belladonna

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #233 on: April 03, 2011, 01:07:06 PM »
The Warlord (Skippie) calls to Parrius: "I give you 30 seconds of bashing and you go lose 6 more levels ".

The Blade Arcane (Saboteur) calls to Parrius: "Lol".

The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "Is that all you're good for Skipp, 30 seconds?".

Cian calls to Parrius: "OUCH".

The Warlord calls to Parrius: "Pfft, thats allllll you need baby".

The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "You know it!".

Zatarina calls to Parrius: "Stop talking like pervs and teach me to fight instead...".

The Warlord calls to Parrius: "Come here and learn to bash as an lm ".

The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "*hands Zat a sword* Ok, this is a sword... You hit people with it".

Offline Bodhin

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #234 on: July 03, 2011, 01:08:21 PM »
An icon depicting Aldaron has finished perusing your pass and accepts your credentials, eagerly awaiting enlistment.

Offline Jynx

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #235 on: August 24, 2011, 10:22:52 PM »
930h, 930m e- help milking
There is no HELP information on "the Archangel Templar" - save you know this to be one of the renowned knightly paradigms, symbolic of an ideal and a role. It is for your intelligence to discern the significance of this particular paradigm and how it will govern an individual's behaviour, should he or she have elected to wear the form.
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Offline Kresslack

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #236 on: September 19, 2011, 01:17:35 AM »
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The Warlord (Skippie) calls to Parrius: "I give you 30 seconds of bashing and you go lose 6 more levels ".
The Blade Arcane (Saboteur) calls to Parrius: "Lol".
The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "Is that all you're good for Skipp, 30 seconds?".
Cian calls to Parrius: "OUCH".
The Warlord calls to Parrius: "Pfft, thats allllll you need baby".
The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "You know it!".
Zatarina calls to Parrius: "Stop talking like pervs and teach me to fight instead...".
The Warlord calls to Parrius: "Come here and learn to bash as an lm ".
The Blade Arcane calls to Parrius: "*hands Zat a sword* Ok, this is a sword... You hit people with it".

This is one of my biggest pet peeves....'lol' and emoting across city channel? Disappointing.
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Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #237 on: October 09, 2011, 06:43:00 PM »
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You poke out your tongue and lick your lips.
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The young forager eats some lestagii.
The young forager, frightened by violence, takes to his heels.
The sprightly young forager darts off.
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #238 on: December 28, 2011, 10:53:24 AM »
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Wraith says, "It wos advertized for 10pm and didnt start till 12".
You say, "Ho!".
Wraith mumbles something inaudible.
You say, "Is cause Genesis has all the time in the world".
You say, "He is god of time after all".
You nod emphatically.
Wraith says, "Hmm".
Wraith says, "I wonder if he'll give me some?".
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.