Great Quotes

[Furion]

When testing goes wrong:

You are inspired by the Gods themselves as your lance slices straight through an enormous black bear's heart, whose body slumps dead to the ground.
Your level is now "Dauntless".
Salvador has been slain by Mage Furion.
Salvador returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets the Lance of Thessis fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets an athillias leaf fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets a witan leaf fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets some silver ore fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets some denallo bark fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork lets an alethe berry fall to the ground.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork rises again as a ghost to haunt Avalon still.
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The ghost of an enormous black bear smiles softly as his pipe is lit by a gentle breeze.
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The effects of the cold resistance wears off.
Cold Down!!! Sip Cold!!!
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You roll on the floor laughing.
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Right hand ready.
power
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You draw yourself up to your full height.
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The ghost of El Salvador, War's Waxwork says, "Oh you cunt".
Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "Oh you cunt".
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The ghost of El Salvador, War's Waxwork says, "I lost ordainable!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I lost ordainable!".

[Elmak]

The ghost of El Salvador, War's Waxwork says, "Oh you cunt".
Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "Oh you cunt".
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The ghost of El Salvador, War's Waxwork says, "I lost ordainable!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; an enormous black bear says, "I lost ordainable!".

That makes the whole thing worthwhile!

[Zatarina]

You give a pile of ash a sharp poke.
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Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "That the last apprentices
that didn't behave?".
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Enchanting India, the Sapphire Mage chuckles long and heartily.
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Enchanting India, the Sapphire Mage shakes her head.
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Enchanting India, the Sapphire Mage says, "Its these firebreathing dragons".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Enchanting India says, "Its these firebreathing
dragons".

I should have been favoured for that joke *sob*

[Zatarina]

Wierd sense of humor? Who? Me?

You give a pile of ash to a shadowy figure.
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Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Your baby back".
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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A shadowy figure utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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A shadowy figure uses the sand to clean the poop of his arse.
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You give a pile of ash to a shadowy figure.
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Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "The twin".
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A shadowy figure says, "Wow".
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A shadowy figure rolls about on the floor laughing.
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A shadowy figure says, "You are sick".
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A shadowy figure utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.
- 'best one yet!

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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A shadowy figure utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
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A shadowy figure says, "Can I keep them?".
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You nod your head emphatically.
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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A shadowy figure says, "I may need something to soak the cat pee up with".
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You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.
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A shadowy figure pokes out his tongue and licks you sensuously.
em takes out her towel and whipes the drool off of her cheeks.
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"You/Zatarina" takes out her towel and whipes the drool off of her cheeks.


A bit later:

A shadowy figure tells you, "Ok I gotta go lay down".
Your rune-bug picks up words; a scarred blood-soaked bear tells Aunt Zatarina,
"Ok I gotta go lay down".
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A shadowy figure tells you, "Be good!".
Your rune-bug picks up words; a scarred blood-soaked bear tells Aunt Zatarina,
"Be good!".
- tell ithikul remember to bring the twins!

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A shadowy figure tells you, "They will be with me always, I should them made
into piercings and wear them on my nipples".
Your rune-bug picks up words; a scarred blood-soaked bear tells Aunt Zatarina,
"They will be with me always, I should them made into piercings and wear them
on my nipples".

[Zatarina]

You give a pile of ash to Enchanting India.
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Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "A new apprentice. Sorry. I
had an accident with the dragon...".
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Your face goes a pretty shade of pink.
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Enchanting India, the Sapphire Mage chuckles long and heartily.

You let out a sneaky little smirk.
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Enchanting India, the Sapphire Mage says, "I did wonder why they often drop
off the members list".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Enchanting India says, "I did wonder why they
often drop off the members list".
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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Sir Randon quivers querulously.

The ash joke again. Almost an inside joke...

[Niun]

LOL! Best. Threat. EVER!

Your rune-bug picks up words; Drikan tells an Asiatic black bear, "Eventually your going to be to old to type. And thats when i'll strike".

[Herbie]

lol, now that is a good one!

[Zatarina]

You tell Genesis, the god of time, "Hello lord. May I bug you for a minute?".

Genesis, the god of time tells you, "Sure.".

You tell Genesis, the god of time, "I just saw the froggie. It looks
awesome!".

You tell Genesis, the god of time, "But as I understands it, it gets reset to
Wraith's playroom?".

A chocolate brown frog weighs twelve pounds.
It has a basic merchant value of 0 pieces of gold.
A chocolate brown frog has not been set with any gold coin value.
It is loyal to Wraith.
You discern that it originates from: Playroom.

Genesis, the god of time tells you, "It's Wraith's to play with now, and set
where he likes.".
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Genesis, the god of time tells you, "He can set it to reset anywhere.".
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You tell Genesis, the god of time, "Ahh I see. I will talk to him then. Thank
you again. It made my day!".

Genesis, the god of time tells you, "Good good. Lucky I have so much time on
my hands.".

You tell Genesis, the god of time, "*grin*".
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Genesis, the god of time tells you, "...".

The god of time has all the time in the world. Or so i thought at that time. Nevertheless, a lil funny one.

[Salvador]

Clandestine Clara, Foxy Lady has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan,
The Dark Warrior.
El Salvador, War's Waxwork has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan, The
Dark Warrior.
Agarwain, the Firebrand has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan, The
Dark Warrior.
Saroman, Demon of Wrath has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan, The
Dark Warrior.
Serephima has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan, The Dark Warrior.
Gareon has issued a public challenge to Lord Dunccan, The Dark Warrior.

His fanbase swells on a daily basis.

[Elmak]

A voice shouts, "The very picture of an "Asiatic black bear" riding an eagle is hillarious! ".

Sajora, Forever of the Dawn intones, "Your face is hillarious".

[Zatarina]

Wraith says, "Eww! Theres a lollipop stuck in someones beard!".

You say, "Where?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Where?".
 
Wraith says, "Hah! Aldarons beard no less!!!".
 
Wraith chortles merrily, his eyes watering with laughter.

You giggle happily.
 
Wraith says, "Such a messy eater! I had no idea!".
 
Wraith tut-tuts and raises an eyebrow.

[Salvador]

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eldereth tells Skippie, "And upsetting dunccan is the whole reason avalon exists".

[Rajj]

Xanthe, the goddess of vengeance munches on Salvador.

Xanthe, the goddess of vengeance waves her divine hand and is carried away by
her entourage of forgotten souls.

El Salvador, War's Waxwork gives a horrified gasp.

Eudueria lets a musical laugh fall from her lips.

Eudueria says, "NOM".

You say, "Are all the gods drunk tonight".

Aldaron, the god of life intones, "Yes.".

[Zatarina]

Yesterday when Eldereth was stupid enough to drag me out of the loc of two gods and kill me.

Aldaron, the god of life intones, "Drag people away for the slaughter in front
of two deities again and feel our wrath, and bunnies.".
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Wraith moves towards you and lends a shoulder to cry on.
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Aldaron, the god of life points an accusing finger at himself.
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Aldaron, the god of life says, "Wrath".
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Aldaron, the god of life points an accusing finger at Wraith.
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Aldaron, the god of life says, "Bunnies".
723h, 723m a- giggle

The divine alkar which protected you disperses with a puff of smoke.
You giggle happily.
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Wraith nods his head emphatically.
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Wraith says, "Choclate bunnies".
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Wraith gives you a compassionate hug.
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

[Black Crael]

Nostradamus, god of darkness tells you, "Don't ever talk to me again, not ever. Not even if the apocalypse comes and consumes the world in terrible painful fire but for some miraculous reason only
you and I survive. Don't talk to me then even. Now go and do whatever it is you do best and just stay out of my way. This is your final warning".