« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 16   Go Down

Author Topic: Great Quotes  (Read 19229 times)

Offline Elmak

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 471
    • City: It's a secret!
    • Guild: Rangers
    • Order: Maedhros Allendil
    • Elmak.org
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2007, 08:06:07 AM »
What do you get when you combine Thieves and jokes?

Bad Jokes!
Logged
Some people are like Slinkies. They have no practical use whatsoever, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Offline Narissa

  • The Woman Who Stole the World
  • Sexy Thief Mistress of Moderator Mojo
  • ******
  • Posts: 699
  • The only way to a man's heart is with a knife...
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Thieves
    • Order: Magical Maven
    • Thakria - simply the best
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2007, 10:20:20 AM »
BAD jokes. *hiss*
Logged
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."

Offline Narissa

  • The Woman Who Stole the World
  • Sexy Thief Mistress of Moderator Mojo
  • ******
  • Posts: 699
  • The only way to a man's heart is with a knife...
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Thieves
    • Order: Magical Maven
    • Thakria - simply the best
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2007, 12:55:26 AM »

Quote
14-10-2007 2:46> Salvador: 1 Animal requested from storage.
14-10-2007 2:46> Salvador: Fashion "kitten2326" ; A fluffy kitten (1 batches).
Logged
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."

Offline Salvador

  • Snake Charmer
  • Ashen
  • *****
  • Posts: 148
    • City: Mercinae
    • Guild: Mystics
    • Order: Tyranis, god of war
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #48 on: October 15, 2007, 06:13:15 AM »
Yes yes, that's what you get when CCC's kill kittens. Why do people leave their pets lying around anyway?
Logged

Offline Narissa

  • The Woman Who Stole the World
  • Sexy Thief Mistress of Moderator Mojo
  • ******
  • Posts: 699
  • The only way to a man's heart is with a knife...
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Thieves
    • Order: Magical Maven
    • Thakria - simply the best
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #49 on: October 15, 2007, 10:22:49 AM »
I think it needs emphasis....

SALVADOR:

Scourge of the Springdalians....
Menacer of Mercineans....
Mighty Sorcerer and Manipulator of the Damned...
Master of Undead Souls...

Quote from: Narissa on October 15, 2007, 12:55:26 AM
14-10-2007 2:46> Salvador: 1 Animal requested from storage.
14-10-2007 2:46> Salvador: Fashion "kitten2326" ; A fluffy kitten (1 batches).

..and fashioner of kittens...
Logged
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."

Offline Elmak

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 471
    • City: It's a secret!
    • Guild: Rangers
    • Order: Maedhros Allendil
    • Elmak.org
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #50 on: October 15, 2007, 12:41:45 PM »
You ain't gettin outta this one Salvador...
Logged
Some people are like Slinkies. They have no practical use whatsoever, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Offline Narissa

  • The Woman Who Stole the World
  • Sexy Thief Mistress of Moderator Mojo
  • ******
  • Posts: 699
  • The only way to a man's heart is with a knife...
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Thieves
    • Order: Magical Maven
    • Thakria - simply the best
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #51 on: October 16, 2007, 10:00:05 AM »
In honor of Salvador --->
:D
Logged
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."

Offline Salvador

  • Snake Charmer
  • Ashen
  • *****
  • Posts: 148
    • City: Mercinae
    • Guild: Mystics
    • Order: Tyranis, god of war
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #52 on: October 16, 2007, 05:49:29 PM »
I always knew oathing Narissa would be a bad idea. Perhaps I should go into her store and kill her hens? *cackle*
Logged

Offline Narissa

  • The Woman Who Stole the World
  • Sexy Thief Mistress of Moderator Mojo
  • ******
  • Posts: 699
  • The only way to a man's heart is with a knife...
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Thieves
    • Order: Magical Maven
    • Thakria - simply the best
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #53 on: October 17, 2007, 01:38:52 AM »
Technically, they are Mecinae's hens...
Logged
Apollo, the God of light tells you, "It's always the loud ones..."

Offline Every Seer in Avalon

  • Invincible Evil Oracle
  • Astute
  • **
  • Posts: 55
    • City: Thakria
    • Guild: Seers
    • Order: Darkness.
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #54 on: October 17, 2007, 10:51:31 AM »
You have India in your stockroom? Careful, thar!
Logged
Achoo!

Offline Salvador

  • Snake Charmer
  • Ashen
  • *****
  • Posts: 148
    • City: Mercinae
    • Guild: Mystics
    • Order: Tyranis, god of war
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #55 on: October 21, 2007, 11:20:24 PM »
Posted on behalf of Eudueria. The context is there's a huge team ruck going on in Springdale, with everyone sort of caught in the firing line.

WAY TO PROTECT YOUR TEAM MATE EUDY!

You order a lock-smith to unlock the door before you.
You unlock the door.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-)
Someone inhales deeply and begins to hold her breath.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-)
A pair of ropes fly in and wrap around the neck of Trinity, who is pulled
against her will to the northwest.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-)
Someone grins most serene, tapping his pipe.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-) lock nw door

You order a lock-smith to lock the door before you.
You lock the door shut.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-) say oops

Hellish flames erupt from unseen holes in the ground to envelop your
surroundings.
720h, 720m bcdefivx(-)
You say, "Oops".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Good Witch Eudueria says, "Oops".
Logged

Offline Eudueria

  • Stray
  • *
  • Posts: 10
    • City: Parrius
    • Guild: Astrologers
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2007, 04:08:40 PM »
You reach out to touch the wight, and your hands glide straight through the
ghostly robes, freezing as they do so. The cold shoots up your arms and
within seconds you die in extreme agony.

A dark shroud envelops your consciousness as your soul is taken from your
lifeless body.

Salvador has been slain by misadventure.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Eudueria tells a vampire bat, "Erk?".



This is *his own* wight.

Housebreaking, anybody?
« Last Edit: October 22, 2007, 04:14:15 PM by Eudueria »
Logged

Offline Salvador

  • Snake Charmer
  • Ashen
  • *****
  • Posts: 148
    • City: Mercinae
    • Guild: Mystics
    • Order: Tyranis, god of war
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2007, 04:15:57 PM »

Message #934.
Date: 11-3-1999 at 9:09.
From: Shadowed Arikarr, The Undying [Guildmaster].
To  : Everyone.
Subj: Nasty, Dirty, Underhanded bastard tricks #2.

The Wight Manouvere.


Threap liked this one, 'cause it's brutal. The Down side is that you don't get
any XP for the kill, but it can be worth it to see the shock on your
opponents face...

Wights are instant death, if you try to GET one, you die... Pure and simple.

Consider, if ye will, ORDER POSSESSION GET WIGHT.


You see why I just HAD to try that?
Logged

Offline Eudueria

  • Stray
  • *
  • Posts: 10
    • City: Parrius
    • Guild: Astrologers
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #58 on: October 22, 2007, 04:25:01 PM »
Well *I* was going to try to gravity *Narl* and see if I could get a shot in BEFORE I died (doubtful even on the best of occassions) but thought better of it rather quickly...


I *did* have the grace to offer a heartfelt 'Oops'!


Eudueria
Logged

Offline Eudueria

  • Stray
  • *
  • Posts: 10
    • City: Parrius
    • Guild: Astrologers
Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2007, 11:59:00 AM »
Mmm Salvy's always good for a bunch of these...


A blast of white hot flame shoots across the sky.
Death has been slain by Genesis, the God of Time.
Genesis slew the Angel of Death, your loyal friend.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 16   Go Up
« previous next »