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Offline Rajj

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #210 on: March 05, 2010, 08:10:34 PM »
Nightmoth says, "You should vote, its what our Parrian forefathers died for us to have the rights for :)".

Bilge-Rat Laslow says, "I am your Parrian forefather, Jackass".

Bilge-Rat Laslow says, "I was Cap'n Laslow when you were not a gleam in yer mama's eye".


Offline Lukien

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #211 on: March 06, 2010, 10:56:46 AM »
Quote in sig. ;)

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Your not allowed to love me. Hating me, on the other hand, is totally acceptable.

Offline Laslow

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #212 on: March 06, 2010, 11:41:18 AM »
A small voice shouts, "Hey, where does a fella get a hooker around here?".
A deep voice shouts, "Thakria probably".
A small voice shouts, "Thanks".
"Men occaisonally stumble over the truth, most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." - Winston Churchill

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #213 on: March 08, 2010, 12:29:48 AM »
Crazy, and just last night I mentioned to my wife that I almost married a hooker from Thakria...  Oh Tasha... how I miss you.  Check out the brothel if you've never been; the red room was always my personal choice.

A small voice shouts, "Hey, where does a fella get a hooker around here?".
A deep voice shouts, "Thakria probably".
A small voice shouts, "Thanks".


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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #214 on: March 08, 2010, 03:34:25 AM »
Can we expect to see the Grey Bear back in Avalon anytime soon?

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #215 on: March 21, 2010, 03:32:05 PM »
A small voice shouts, "Fuck my life".
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A small voice shouts, "Fuck my life".
922h, 922m ei({-})
A small voice shouts, "Fuck my life".
922h, 922m ei({-})
A small voice shouts, "Fuck my life".
922h, 922m ei({-})
A voice shouts, "Esprii?".
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #216 on: April 16, 2010, 12:22:39 AM »
Brisingr calls to Thakria: "Eldereth?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Hey".

Brisingr calls to Thakria: "I love it when you sparkle".

Jammond calls to Thakria: "?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Eh?".

Brisingr calls to Thakria: "Your a vampire yes?".

You call to Thakria: "Eh, twilight?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Groan".

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #217 on: April 16, 2010, 03:55:37 AM »
Brisingr calls to Thakria: "Eldereth?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Hey".

Brisingr calls to Thakria: "I love it when you sparkle".

Jammond calls to Thakria: "?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Eh?".

Brisingr calls to Thakria: "Your a vampire yes?".

You call to Thakria: "Eh, twilight?".

Eldereth calls to Thakria: "Groan".


I want to gouge out my eyeballs now.
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Offline Isen

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #218 on: April 17, 2010, 06:15:24 PM »
A small voice shouts, "Fuck my life".

Teehee. That's me.

I had just stabbed malloran about a dozen times.  As you can see from the size of the voice, I was not weathering the reflected, fixed 400 damage stabs very well.

Offline Seirez

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #219 on: April 18, 2010, 09:29:55 PM »
*ostr******, god of *****  tells you, "I may be a God, but you have so much skill I get afraid sometimes... if I could favor you twenty times over I would!".


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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #220 on: April 19, 2010, 11:01:38 AM »
Didnt log it - this was more or less how it went though.

Serephima calls to Parrius: "I think Drikan has my head".

Rajj calls to Parrius: "Steal it back".

Serephima calls to Parrius: "Can't. Tried already".

Saboteur calls to Parrius: "Maybe you could ask him nicely".

Serephima calls to Parrius: "Maybe I should show a little leg?".

Laslow calls to Parrius: "Why would he want a little leg - he can have head whenever he wants.".

Rajj calls to Parrius: "SWISH!".






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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #221 on: April 20, 2010, 01:23:17 AM »
I love you sere but thats so fing awesome...hahahahahaha

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #222 on: June 06, 2010, 01:51:08 PM »
Here are some golden ones, all from the same conversation with Wraith!

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Aunt Zatarina says, "What you doing?".

Wraith cries, "Eep!" in terror.

Wraith says, "Nuffink!".

Wraith's face has just gone a pretty shade of pink.

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Wraith wos being good!

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "I saw you drooling in the
tizer".

You nod emphatically.

Wraith's face has just gone a pretty shade of pink.

Wraith says, "Dats holy drool".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith says, "Value added drool ".

You giggle happily.

Wraith says, "Yu ciouyld charge extra for that".

Wraith taps his nose knowingly.


And he always points out that I die lots, that lil cheeky one!

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Wraith says, "---- Her attackrating is -6138 and combatworth is -228.???".

Wraith says, "Yu is a minus???".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith looks deeply suspicious.

Wraith says, "Wot IS going on???".

Wraith says, "How yu can get a minus like that???".

You shrug your shoulders casually.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "People jump me more than I jump them?".

Wraith says, "Umm".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "And I always lose?".

Wraith says, "I guess so".

Wraith looks around himself, stroking his chin.

You nod emphatically.

Wraith says, "And there wos all that weird stuff with the rabbit".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Rabbit?".

Wraith says, "--- 25-5-2010 20:55> Zatarina killed by Aunt Zatarina
(doe-rabbit75305).".

You giggle happily.

Wraith is not even gonna ask.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "I tried killing 9 at a time.".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "They ended up killing me".

Wraith shakes his head sadly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Now... What is YOUR attack rating".

You tut-tut and raise your left eyebrow.

Wraith shuffles about uneasily.

Wraith is not sure he has one.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith says, "I has 0 attack power --- Attack Power: 0 (426 res) ".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "I am not agressive type... Therefore it is in minus".

Wraith says, "Wotever that is".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith kinda lost track when it all changed a while back.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "You can't hurt anyone?".

Wraith's face has just gone a pretty shade of pink.

Wraith says, "Well, it aint MY fault but . . .".

Wraith says, "--- 22-4-2010 1:31> Enika killed by Wraith (frog861).".

Wraith didnt do anything!!!!

You giggle happily.

Wraith says, "That mr froggy is a menace!".

You nod emphatically.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith says, "He has attitude!".

Wraith thinks this is caused by people mistyping KISS for KILL frog.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "He's a hardcore frog".

You nod emphatically.

Wraith says, "He is".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "So... When are YOU holding a gemquest?".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith asks, "Moi?", his face a picture of innocence.

You nod emphatically.

Wraith not got any gems.

You let out a horrified gasp.

Wraith is gemless.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "You should!".

Wraith says, "I should! Yu is right!".

Wraith scowls miserably.

Wraith says, "I hdid have a divine jade oncet".

Wraith lost it.

Wraith shuffles about uneasily.

You let out a horrified gasp.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "You should have a gem'for mischief making people invisible".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "For mischief".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith places his hands on his hips and says, "Hmm!".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith says, "They'd sneak into the girls shower room and then thered be trouble".

Wraith lets out a pained sigh.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Ooor... They'd steal their
underwear".

Wraith says, "Oh my!".

Wraith says, "Off the clothes lines".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Or steal mr wiggles".

Wraith shrieks in the manner of a maniacal hag.

Wraith clutches at a piggy-bank protectively.

Wraith says, "Noooo!".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith ponders the problem for a moment.

Wraith beams broadly.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Still, you should have a gem".

Wraith lets a piggy-bank fall to the ground.

Wraith pats a piggy-bank in a friendly manner.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Methinks".

Wraith says, "Well yu tell genny, me aint!".

Wraith ducks down quickly.

Wraith says, "On second thoughts dont tell him!!!".

Wraith would have to do a quest then!

Wraith begins to sweat profusely.

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith says, "That would be w*rk".

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "I'll tell him".

You cackle like a witch, standing over her evil brew.

Wraith shudders violently.

Wraith says, "Noooooooooooo!!!!!".

Wraith smiles and hands you a chocolate cake.

Wraith tries to look hopeful.

You giggle happily.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Bribery?".

You tut-tut and raise your left eyebrow.

Wraith says, "Yep yep".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith smiles and hands you a satsuma.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Aunt Zatarina says, "Okay then".

Your face breaks into an amiable grin.

Wraith wipes his brow.
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #223 on: June 30, 2010, 05:58:07 PM »
Wraith needs his own board:

Wraith says, "This is all gonna end in tears yu realise". 
Wraith says, "Well, bound to". 
You say, "I sure hope not". 
Wraith says, "It always has so far". 
Wraith slumps backwards, dejected. 
You say, "Well that's true". 
You say, "But hope spring eternal!". 
You say, "It's a brand new day!". 
You nod emphatically. 
Wraith says, "Or, or, something". 
You nod your head at yourself. 
Wraith peers at a pocket watch noting even the minutest detail. 
Wraith says, "Naww, its neraly done". 
You say, "Then there's tomorrow". 
You say, "You know!". 
You say, "The sun'll come out tomorrow". 
Wraith shrieks in the manner of a maniacal hag. 
You say, "Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow". 
You say, "There'll be suuuuuuuuuuuuun". 
You say, "Tomorrow!". 
You say, "Tomorrow!". 
Wraith says, "Am i allowed to strangle that ghastly child?". 
Wraith's face is covered by a look of silent hope. 
Your face breaks into an amiable grin. 
You say, "Oh please do".
You let a musical laugh fall from your lips. 
Wraith says, "She *dserves* to b in a orfinage". 
Wraith can well understand why the parents dumped her. 
You laugh happily, wiping the tears from your eyes.
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #224 on: July 21, 2010, 08:52:00 AM »
An ominously powerful voice booms, "Athenia falls to the blade of Yossarian!".
Wraith intones, "Ho! Fighting with girls is nothing to crow about!".
You giggle happily.
Wraith intones, "Tsk!".
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.