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Offline Niun

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #180 on: March 27, 2009, 06:43:47 PM »
Hehe. Lots of fun bugs have been happening lately, like the pregnancy bug. That's had me in stitches a few times.

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Re: Great Quotes - A bit of Kes and a cute Esprii
« Reply #181 on: April 30, 2009, 10:12:09 AM »
I'd just come out of treaty negotiations with Ender and was discussing with Eilan, Kes, a young Esprii and a silent Parnassus. The Thakrians had demanded significant reparations plus two clauses regarding who should hold citizenship in Mercinae. There were two views in Mercinae - hold out and not sign staying in a situation with no state, chancellory, trade, commsheds, barracks, doors, buildings, shops, armies etc or sign and pay reparations to Thakria to rebuild. The city had been in a razed state for some RL weeks.


Sir Kes says, "The alternatives are this".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes's pipe sends a pleasant aroma wafting towards you.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "We do not sign any treaty and leave the Thak army in Mercinae".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan gives you a compassionate hug.
1070h, 1070m e-
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "And mercinae does not rebuild".
1070h, 1070m e- hug eil
You give Fairy Eilan a compassionate hug.
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says "Greetings!" and smiles.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Then the thaks can f*** off on their own".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan gives Young Magess Esprii a compassionate hug.
1070h, 1070m e- hug esp
You give Young Magess Esprii a compassionate hug.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "And unless the city becomes stronger fighters and team then this will just happen again".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes smiles softly as his pipe is lit by a gentle breeze.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "As fighters we are left out there with no support ever".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan nods her head at Sir Kes.
1070h, 1070m e- say and how do we equip those fighters
You say, "And how do we equip those fighters?".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "What kind of statement is that".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii holds out her pan and begins to swirl it purposefully.
1070h, 1070m e- say and how do we equip those fighters?
You say, "And how do we equip those fighters?".
1070h, 1070m e-
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1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "The city has never ever equipped any fighters".
1070h, 1070m e- say its a question
Fairy Eilan says, "Could we run city with only one comm shed and state building?".
1070h, 1070m e-
You say, "Its a question".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes's pipe glimmers for a moment, before going out.
1070h, 1070m e- say you buy clothes
You say, "You buy clothes".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "They kept their comms to give to thakria".
1070h, 1070m e- say you buy pipes
You say, "You buy pipes".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "So whats the difference now".
1070h, 1070m e- say items
You say, "Items".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Exactly we have to buy pipes".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "From a city where we gave the comms for these in the first place".
1070h, 1070m e- say if we don't sign - then how?
You say, "If we don't sign - then how?".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Why do we have to sign".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii swirls her silt in the pan in tight circles, water slooshing over the sides.
1070h, 1070m e- say there are no comms
You say, "There are no comms".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "If we don't sign it's gonna be hell".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Tell me one reason why we have to sign".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "And many people leaving".
1070h, 1070m e- say there are no comms
You say, "There are no comms".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "And you think it wont be hell after you sign".
1070h, 1070m e- say we can't equip our newbies
You say, "We can't equip our newbies".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "I know i'm just a little nobody, but I feel urged to add my opinion... Don't sign don't sign don't sign!".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "I am afraid that this city will be come ghost city".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii swirls her silt in the pan in tight circles, water slooshing over the sides.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Well I aint you want all your fighters to leave the city meaning they will strip your city clean with no come back".
1070h, 1070m e- say yes -if there is nothing to do people will leave
You say, "Yes -if there is nothing to do people will leave".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii swirls her silt in the pan in tight circles, water slooshing over the sides.
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "I won't ever leave the city...".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii swirls her silt in the pan in tight circles, water slooshing over the sides.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "And will continue to strip people and the city".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "But thats just me.".
1070h, 1070m e- hug esp
You give Young Magess Esprii a compassionate hug.
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "Plus we have no more protection for guilds so we can't even find a way out with them".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "There was never any protection for guilds eilan".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "How many times have I come into your guild to fight at your side".
1070h, 1070m e-
A figure flits into view in the shadows of your mind.
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "There is some, barracks and stuff and DOORS".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Against them".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "I read over that "treaty" they put out... *Spits* ".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "Without comms the way will be really hard".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "Dunno how anyone could ever sign a thing like that.".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii says, "But like I said, i'm still a newbie.".
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "F*** comms, the comms never helped me, they were never given out, they were stored to be given to thakria".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "And after a bit the city won't be able to give out quest money... How do we buy items from cities then?".
1070h, 1070m e- say the treasury will go
You say, "The treasury will go".
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan says, "Ministry change and new rules enforced with the treaty would solve the comm giving out issue".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii closes her eyes and starts meditating softly...
1070h, 1070m e- say with quests
You say, "With quests".
1070h, 1070m e- look
By the Pool of Life.
Lorewarden Parnassus, the Gatekeeper is here. He wields a silver longsword.Sir Kes the Flashing Blade is here, surrounded by an aura of protection. He wields a copper longsword. A golden eagle proudly bears him. Young Magess Esprii, Orc's Bane is here, deep in meditation. She wields a silver longsword. Fairy Eilan, Willow's Invisible Daughter is here, surrounded by an aura of protection. A golden eagle proudly bears her. You notice a single exit, northwest.
1070h, 1070m e-
Fairy Eilan raises her left eyebrow and glances at Lorewarden Parnassus, the Gatekeeper.
1070h, 1070m e-
Sir Kes says, "Yea yea, that was said 6 times before and it never changed".
1070h, 1070m e- say we are broke
You say, "We are broke".
1070h, 1070m e-
Young Magess Esprii slips out of the deep trance of meditation.
1070h, 1070m e- say it has to
You say, "It has to".

As always.

Kes spoke the absolute truth. Com whores store stuff up don't give it to fighters to keep the enemies down.  That is why the fedaykin we so succesfull with springdale the logistics system headed by fatalus we always had what we needed.

Offline Dunccan

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #182 on: April 30, 2009, 10:58:30 AM »
A deep voice shouts, "Try typing timeout on".

that was me.

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #183 on: April 30, 2009, 11:28:36 AM »
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Young Magess Esprii says, "I won't ever leave the city...".

I got a serious kick outta that part right there. hehehehehe.
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Offline Dunccan

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #184 on: April 30, 2009, 12:37:59 PM »
In her defence Esprii was the absolute epitome of awesome  newbie ness.

Nostra destroyed her cough er showed her the way

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #185 on: April 30, 2009, 04:36:32 PM »
Nostra destroyed her cough er showed her the way

QFT

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #186 on: April 30, 2009, 05:29:52 PM »
What the fuck.
Achoo!

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #187 on: May 05, 2009, 07:18:35 PM »
Anyone else notice this?
 
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An Animist begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
A large back-pack begins to head in your direction.
 
That's right folks. The back-packs are amassing an army. One day soon, when they have gathered their forces, your luggage will turn on you. Don't say I didn't warn you!
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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #188 on: May 14, 2009, 06:22:58 PM »
Oo
« Last Edit: May 14, 2009, 06:29:14 PM by Octafino »

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #189 on: May 20, 2009, 07:36:25 PM »
 A sturdy party of Springdalians stands a golden eagle in number in the east of the location.

Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #190 on: October 24, 2009, 02:03:13 PM »
Lw's are so cute!

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Haikan says, "Who is this other god you speak of?".
- 'there are several

You say, "There are several".
- 'type who

You say, "Type who".
-

Haikan says, "I would prefer a nice god. Mean people suck.".
- nod

You nod your head emphatically.
- 'all gods have different ways

You say, "All gods have different ways".
- 'but then Proteus is a good choice

You say, "But then Proteus is a good choice".
- 'the god of sea

You say, "The god of sea".
- smile

Your face breaks into a beautiful smile.
- 'now kneel

You say, "Now kneel".
- smile

Your face breaks into a beautiful smile.
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Haikan says, "Well how do I know he is the right god for me?".
- 'you don't choose at this time

You say, "You don't choose at this time".
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Haikan says, "Ah who cares, I'm sure Proteus is great.".
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Haikan kneels to Proteus, god of the sea.
- titter

You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.
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Haikan has been successful in his accolade. He must now return to where he was
given the quest.
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #191 on: November 16, 2009, 05:02:56 PM »
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You are carrying a black potion, a fishing rod, a drumstick, a viol bow, a tin
pan (two), a wooden bucket, half filled with anyonecanuse.

Ehrm... A bucket filled with WHAT?
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #192 on: November 17, 2009, 07:53:56 PM »
Haha!  Wow I can't believe I said that.  Well Haikan was young and didn't really know anything I guess.  What am I saying?  He's still young and doesn't know anything!

By the way he's convinced you are an epic hero because you were all cool and sparkly and he was a super little weakling who didn't know spit about anything. xD

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #193 on: November 22, 2009, 07:42:31 PM »
Speaking as someone who had a close relationship with Lord Proteus, and many humerous/insightful interactions, he's an awesome Divine, and anyone that choose to follow him make a wise choice that they will see in the future. ;)
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Offline Zatarina

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Re: Great Quotes
« Reply #194 on: November 27, 2009, 08:44:42 PM »
OOH!
I just found Wraith's reaction to the chocklate froggie. He was spamming me with msg's. I wasn't even online at the time.

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Wraith: "I not sure if i wos hallucinating seeing as how it was in the middle of the night and couldnt sleep, but i am reasonably sure i saw a choclate frog!"
Wraith: "A joke-telling chocolate frog no less!"
Wraith: "(outside the seagull inn)"
Wraith: "(. . . Or at least thats where it *was* . . . Must be a dream, after all . . . )"

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Wraith appears to a chorus of jangling bells.
A brown frog jumps into view.
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Wraith screams "Boo!" at you.

You tell Wraith, "EEP!".
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Diocletian bows respectfully to Wraith.
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As the Sun-ship dips below the horizon, the Even-tide approaches.
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Wraith tickles you mercilessly!
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Someone gets down on her hands and knees and kneels before Wraith.
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You giggle happily.
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You run about wildly.
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Wraith leans against a chocolate brown frog.
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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Wraith gives a cough.
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You say, "You liked it?".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "You liked it?".
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Wraith says nuffink.
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You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.
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Wraith cackles like a witch, standing over her bubbling cauldron.
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Wraith says, "It wonderful!!!".
-

You cheer wildly!
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You have been blessed with favour from Wraith for thirty Avalon days.
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You say, "Ooh. thank you".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "Ooh. thank you".
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Wraith says, "How did yu manage to persuade genny to do it???".
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Your face breaks into an amiable grin.
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Wraith gazes at you, full of admiration.
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Telshin looks up into the sky, evidently deep in thought.
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You say, "It is a secret".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "It is a secret".
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Telshin bows respectfully to Wraith.
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Wraith says, "Ah".
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Wraith says, "Blackermail".
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Wraith taps his nose knowingly.
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You shake your head.
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You say, "I just asked".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "I just asked".

You let out a sneaky little smirk.
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Wraith eyes widen and he mumbles, "Coo!".
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Wraith wonders wot would happen if yu had asked for a gazillion gps instead.
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You say, "And I made up all the descriptions and such before telling him about
it".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "And I made up all the
descriptions and such before telling him about it".
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You chuckle long and heartily.
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Wraith says, "Where did yu get the joke from?".
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Wraith says, "Jokes".

You say, "I had collected them...".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "I had collected them...".

You let out a sneaky little smirk.

Wraith says, "It mustve taken ages".

You say, "Not actually".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "Not actually".

You let out a sneaky little smirk.

Wraith raises an eyebrow tentatively.

You say, "I just know how to look".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Capt'n Zatarina says, "I just know how to look".

Like a Parrian dancer, you take to the floor...

You cover your mouth with your hand and titter girlishly.
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Wraith blinks.
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Wraith peers around, noting every minor detail.
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You give a chocolate brown frog a passionate kiss.
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A chocolate brown frog snorts arrogantly.
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A brown frog bounces up ecstatically at your passionate embrace and croaks out
throatily, "Why did the frog cross the street?".
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Diocletian the Wayward Sailor says, "He did it".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Diocletian says, "He did it".
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Wraith says, "Who did wot?".
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A brown frog does a splendid somersault before croaking, "Because the chicken
crossed the road.".

Wraith raises his left eyebrow and glances at Diocletian.

Wraith gives a chocolate brown frog a passionate kiss.
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A chocolate brown frog whistles happily an ode to your high-spirits.
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A brown frog bounces up ecstatically at your passionate embrace and croaks out
throatily, "Why are frogs so good at baseball?".
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Telshin looks up into the sky, evidently deep in thought.

A brown frog does a splendid somersault before croaking, "Because they catch a
lot of flies...".

Wraith clucks loudly and waggles his arms.

Your face breaks into a beautiful smile.

You run about wildly.
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Wraith gives you a compassionate hug.

Wraith ambles away, the sound of throaty laughter ringing in your ears.
A brown frog jumps away.

Guess that was a big day. At least for lil Zatarina!
"Let them eat cake!" she said. Just like Marie Antoinette.