[16:04] Jess: hmm Zambia's president died
[16:04] Sam: interested in replacing?
[16:05] Jess: replacing what?
[16:05] Sam: him
[16:05] Sam: you could be president of zambia
[16:05] Jess: ha
[16:05] Jess: no
[16:05] Jess: i'm just saying
[16:05] Jess: he was the only one willing to denounce Mugabe
[16:05] Sam: uhh?
[16:05] Jess: hmm. lemme translate...
[16:06] Jess: hero =/= good leader
[16:06] Jess: but nobody wanted to say that
[16:07] Jess: so nobody would say Mugabe u suk @ leading gtfo raid party and go solo
[16:08] Jess: yeah but then Mwanawasa, right?
[16:09] Jess: he totally sees the death texts
[16:09] Jess: and goes wtf n00b
[16:09] Sam: u are teh lozer
[16:09] Jess: just coz u can pk dont make u l33t
[16:10] Sam: haha
[16:10] Jess: so he totally shouted "U R TEH SUK. OLOL POOR ZIMBABWE"
[16:11] Jess: and like, all the Gods, err 1st world countries, were like OMG (hay that's us!!!) OMG HE IS PWN
[16:12] Jess: and gave him lots of favours and gold and stuff
[16:12] Jess: but wut a newbie. He got pwnt by like brainfailure
[16:13] Jess: and so now they need to have an election, but sux for zambia cuz the rest of the country is like...LW
[16:16] Jess: and Mugabe over in Zimbabwe is like HAHAHA now I b Springdale (ie fail) f u gods (ie USA)
[16:16] Jess: so yeah, translated version
[16:17] Sam: thanks
[16:17] Jess: actually, zimbabwe's opposition leader had a lot of respect for him, and made a very respectful public statement. Pity they don't have a transparent electoral system and the "Pan-Africanism" translates essentially into corrupt autocracy. CIBD, le sigh
[16:19] Sam: oh god
[16:19] Sam: *cry*
[16:19] Jess: sorry, umm, lemme translate
[16:19] Jess: Mugabe got all his alts to login and vote for him and PKd anyone else who doesn't
[16:19] Jess: what a metagamer
[16:19] Jess: cool?
[16:20] Sam: I lurrrve you
[16:20] Jess: :/
