Great Quotes

[Maud]

Come on people, you know you want to post those favourite quotes...Narissa has several great ones on the Thakrian website, maybe we'll get some posts from our western neighbors soon?

Aldaron, the god of life says, "Yes, I'm Santa Aldaron."
(when presenting Maud with a divine gift).

[Elmak]

You can still find this old topic on an archived copy of The Guildhouse here.

http://urltea.com/w6s

[Elmak]

Isn't quite a quote, but is still hilarious!

Th reap has been slain by a parrot.
Threap returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

A mighty voice booms, "LOL!!!! Tell me we all got that logged".

[Nostradamus]

Nostradamus, god of darkness says, "Maybe you like watching your friends
die?".
1140h, 1121m e-
Your rune-bug picks up words; Aacred Esprii says, "We die rather often.".
1140h, 1123m e-
Nostradamus, god of darkness says, "Ah so death isn't harsh enough?".
1140h, 1125m e-
Nostradamus, god of darkness says, "Well ok I can do worse".
1140h, 1125m e-
Your rune-bug picks up words; Aacred Esprii says, "Wait!".
1140h, 1126m e-
Nostradamus, god of darkness says, "Thanks for the tip".
1140h, 1126m e-
You feel a strange hardening of the limbs and watch in helpless horror as your
body becomes stiff and turns to stone...

[Katie]

A personal favorite....
Rhadamanthys, god of compassion tells you, "Um. where the heck is the community chest?"

[Elmak]

****** tells you, "Time is slowed down... Does that mean genesis is retarded or something? -Scratch-".

[Lady Brigantia]

A collection of my favourite novice and scholar quotes - names changed to protect the stupid.

Hedgehog Breakfast: this game you need to have an imagination and im afraid i dont have one.


Hedgehog Lunch: uhm is this the whole game a black sreen with words?.


Hedgehog Supper: man thats annoying, they made it seem like a full on rpg not one where its just reading *sigh*

[Every Seer in Avalon]

Sorry, Silk.


Your rune-bug picks up words; Captain Silk tells Lore-Weaver Seregon, "I took 12 poop from the stable, I am the greatest thief of all time".

[Elmak]

Sorry, Silk.

Your rune-bug picks up words; Captain Silk tells Lore-Weaver Seregon, "I took 12 poop from the stable, I am the greatest thief of all time".

Pfft, you ain't sorry. Funny quote though!

[Algernon]

This is probably a perennial remark, but I had a laugh the first time a loud voice shouted, "How much expertise do I need to keep my pipe lit??"

[Meerkat]

During a discussion with Dunccan:

Marshal Dunccan tells you, "Petty criminals and cowards will always call the law injustice".

You tell Marshal Dunccan, "The law? don't make me laugh, dunccan.".

Marshal Dunccan tells you, "Yep".

You tell Marshal Dunccan, "Seriously, i have a stomachache. don't make me laugh or i'll vomit on you".

Marshal Dunccan tells you, "I AM THE LAW!".

Porthos is usually pretty good for a chuckle as well:

Porthos tells you, "The last time I died to Maleki, was a slayer".
Your rune-bug picks up words; Porthos tells Eisenherz Meerkat, "The last time I died to Maleki, was a slayer".

You tell Porthos, "You've also run through my staves a time or two".

Porthos has been slain by Eisenherz Meerkat, die Schwartztraume.
Porthos returns to haunt Avalon as a ghost.

The ghost of Porthos tells you, "Now I'm annoyed".

More fun with Porthos:

The ghost of Blueskull says, "Well if thats all you've got after 10 years of
one profession, you're gonna be fucked when I've had a weeks practice".

[Every Seer in Avalon]

Some novice: "Help I'm stuck on a mule in the river!"

The poor dear.

[Tukar]

Sebastian, the keeper of the scrolls reaches into a cloud and pulls out A distant roar sounds out from beyond the northern mountains.

Got to love bugs, but i found it funny.

[Meerkat]

Your rune-bug picks up words; Good Witch Eudueria says, "New avalon characters
should just COME with Meerkat enemied, I swear".

Guess I make a pretty strong impression on people.

[Rajj]

Guess I make a pretty strong impression on people.

And not the good kind!